La La Land

this is ALL WRONG!!! (or is it...)

2008-09-15T22:54:00.000-07:00

i was searching one my fav old time movie stars Audrey Hepburn, when i came across this thing!!!

it just dosn't bear look at!

Oh dear.
Unfortunatly for Paris, there are a few things that you don't have.
Like grace, talent, good acting skills and dignity (audrey never flasher herself in public, and is a good singer, were as Paris has and is not good at singing at all.)

All though, now that i have thought about it (and had some guidense from a close friend), what if Audrey Hepburn was Paris Hilton IDOL, and really wanted to be like her? And she tried to imatate her fav girl in the world by dressing up like her. I think all of us want to be like our idol, or atleast if you see her in a pair of shoes you love it would make you think more about buying them?

You all make up your own mind on this.

Tell me what you think on this.

LOVE LANA xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Oh. My. God.

2008-09-15T01:23:00.000-07:00

Heres the artical off ninemsn.com:

UK dumps catwalk models health checks15:
13 AEST Mon Sep 15 2008

Models will not be forced to have health checks at London Fashion Week after other major cities refused to go along with the idea.

The idea was recommended by the British Fashion Council after last year's size zero debate but it's already been ruled out in New York, Paris and Milan, BBC Radio reports.

London Fashion Week kicked off on Sunday.

Officials in the three cities said forcing models to produce a medical certificate was too invasive.

Eating disorder charities have criticised the decision.

The size zero debate began when two South American models died from eating disorders.

In response, the British Fashion Council came out with 14 proposals last September in a report called the Model Health Inquiry.

One of the main proposals was to introduce health certificates for models on Britain's catwalks.

Catwalk models make up only 10 per cent of the modelling population.

But officials in New York, Paris and Milan did not agree with the proposals.

They said the measures were unworkable and discriminated against other models who didn't appear on the catwalk.

Karen Diamond, the director of Models One, the largest modelling agency in Europe, said: "The idea of a model health certificate is not a bad idea in itself, but it's just impossible to police and to govern.

"That's why it hasn't been implemented at this stage because there's just no way of doing it.

"Who's to say that a girl who gets this certificate, lets say it's valid for a year, isn't going to be OK in six months time or a year's time. You just don't know.

"The girls generally are not unhealthy."

But eating disorder charities are unhappy with the decision to drop the health certificate proposal.

They say fashion bosses are guilty of a U-turn and young models could become victims of conditions like anorexia.

Susan Ringwood from BEAT (Beating Eating Disorders) said models should be championing a healthy body image.

"The British Fashion Council have stepped away from one of the fundamental recommendations of the Model Health Inquiry," she said.

"Fashion is fantastic, it can be wonderful but there are some aspects of it that are still actually quite toxic." Some of the inquiry's recommendations have already been put in to practice though.

They include banning under-16s from London Fashion Week catwalks and making sure that the shows have healthy backstage environments for models.

Let me know what you think on this, comment please!

Love Lana xxxxx

The 5 Senses - poem i wrote!

2008-09-14T01:05:00.000-07:00

The 5 Senses

Touch
I fall back on the grass
On this hot summer day
A little beetle is crawling up my arm
The fresh sticky dew on my hands

Taste
I taste the sweet sensation
I eat a sour lime
I devour a spicy chili
And i get water just in time

Smell
I smell mum cooking
Oh No, curry again
It stings my nose
And i shrivel up my face

See
I see the water
It’s a long way down
I step onto the diving board
My toes wiggle over the edge
I bend my knees and look around
It’s a big crowd, all cheering for me
I jump over the edge in a double pike
DIVE

Hear
I hear the snort of the bull
Its runs panting towards me
I flare my red cape
And i doge its horns just in time

Japanese Emotions

2008-09-14T00:20:00.000-07:00

I think the japanese beat us in (almost) everything!
like if i was on msn and i went :) thats counted as a smiley face - but this is the japanese one (>_>)
Don't ask me what Neko is... I really have no idea!!!! i got this list off http://www.anikaos.com/japanese_emoticons.html - you can buy t-shirts on the site! Also, go to http://whatjapanthinks.com/2006/08/14/japans-top-thirty-emoticons/ thats awesome too, and has ones like:
∩( ・ω・)∩ which means "joyful"

(♥_♥), Lana xxxxx

heres a full list!

(n_n) smile
(._.) uh oh...
(-__-) sick, sleepy, tired
(;_;) tears
(T_T) cry, sad
(@_@) dizzy
(O_O) amazed
(*^*) astonished
(>_<) ouch (^_^) happy *(^O^)* happier (^o^) glad (¬_¬) mad (¬_¬") pissed off (X_X) dead (=_=) boring (*-*) i love it (!__!) sad (o_O) incredulous (*O*) incredible (-O-) pretentious ([o]) crying .>)//">\$<.<>.>)// Glancing around
([-]) crying
(p_q) confused
(o_o) seriously?
(;O;) crying bad
(_O_) duh
(.O.') confused
(-_-;) i messed it up
('_') serious
(?_?) what?
('O') singing
m(_ _)m sleeping on the desk, giving up
w(^o^)W wow
(/_$ melted, sad
(=^_^=) cat, kittie
(u_u) sad
(ú_ú) blue mood
(>xO<) yuck! (-_o) wink 8(>_<)8 jealous (ô_ô) what r u looking (z_z) sleepy (9_9) didn't sleep (>>) look away
(6.6) feint
(~o~) you're crazy
(^_^)/~~ bye
(ToT)/~~~ sad goodbye
(;_;)/~~~ goodbye (crying)
(^-^)V victory
p(^^)q good luck
(#_#) beaten up
$^o$ (/o^)/ dancing
(n///n) shy
(oo) surprised
(U_U) i'm sorry
(.-.) shocked
(>*-*>) hug
^(*-*)^ hands up
(^-^)b congratulations
\(*O*)/ fabulous, great
(^^)// cheering
((((((^_^;) escaping
((+_+)) uhmmmm
(^o^)y peace
(>.<) arrrrgh! ($v$) greedy (-.-)zzzzz asleep (~_^) wink ( )( O . O )( ) Monkey, dog, animal face
( L_____L ) ~zzz Sleeping
(^w^) Happy Neko
(>w<) Crazy Happy Neko (OwO) Wow (^;_;^) Cry Happily (ò_ô) what the!?!? (õ_ó) uhhh..... (¬_¬) yeah right....

Sick :(

2008-08-26T22:52:00.000-07:00

Hello everyone,
eeew i am sick and have been for the past three days :( I have a temp of like 38.9 or somthing like that, and i have been in bed all day, with the occational cheese and bickies.
I only have to entertain myself is tv book mobile lap-top and ds.
actually thats sounds like alot.
I have watched back to back episods or Bewitched and i am so sick of it!
my new best friends are panadoll kleenex aloe vera tissues.
i am SO BORED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Love and snotty tissues,
Lana
ACHOO!

I HEART SANRIO.COM

2008-08-21T23:39:00.001-07:00

well exactlly the title I HEART SANRIO.COM!!!

I want all of you to head over there NOW!

i loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove Hello Kitty, and if you live in Aus and you get the sunday paper, have a look at the double page spread on Hello Kitty!

Now if you are one of those weird people that hate hello kitty, http://www.kittyhell.com/ is for you. Its Hello Kitty Hell, and it has all the crazy Hello Kitty mercindise you can buy. Like...

Even if you do like Hello Kitty, this is a funny site to go on, and if you have any funny hello kitty storys or stuff u wanna share, email him at hellokittyhell@kittyhell.com .

BUT I WOULD TOTALY RECOMEND SANRIO.COM

It's the home of hello kitty, and its got 7 catagories and they are... Home, Shop (its cheap and cool to look at!), Charaters, Games and Activites, Collectors, New, and Sanrio Spotlight.

It is awesome.

Trust me.

Love Lana xxx

Welcome to (drum roll please) La La Land!

2008-08-20T00:14:00.000-07:00

Why hello there everyone who is reading this right now!

This is my blog on stuff that i like, some poetry, random little thoughts and lots of stuff about me, LANA!!!!!!!

Here are some things about me:

I like Frangapanis, Hello Kitty, Pink (both singer and colour), traveling - i do that alot so watch this space for travel blogs!!!, getting emails, getting real life snail mail, reading - curently reading "Sunny Side Up" it is awesome :), Milo and i curently edicted to it and last week it was penut butter and the week before white hot chocolate and don't even get me started on what i have had before that...., MonokuRo Boo (google images it if you don't know what that is), Momiji (ditto), PARIS (france, not Hilton), NEW YORK CITY!!!!, MADRID, BARCELLONA, HAWAII, DJION, etc etc and i have been to all those places.

I don't like: mash potatos, broccelli*, mean people (you know who you are >:P ), boring books, learning french - love the country don't like the language, when your sister has fake cocroaches and puts them in your bed and you don't find them untill about 1:05 in the morning and you feel somthing on your toe and you rip off your doona and scream and your sister comes in laughing and you get very annoyed, when people point out that i somtimes make things up and exagerate things somtimes, Paris Hilton, and songs that are about nothing and that are pretty crap.

I just read this from my friend ellies myspace and it is quite true actually:

day a black man walked into a bar and he took a seat.

a white bar attendent walked up to the man and said : " sorry, we dont serve coloured people in here"
the coloured man says:
when i was born i was black.
when iam sad iam black.
when iam sick iam black
and when i die i will be black.
but you Sr.
when you were born you were white.
when you are sad your blue.
when your sick your green.?
and when you die your purple.
and i dont get how you have the nerve to call me coloured. The man got up and walked out.

thats a bit confusing though.

sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.....................

I like Miki Lip Gloss it tasts good.

Not that i eat it.

LOTS OF LOVE,

LANA xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

*i can't spell, as you may notised